Friday, August 9, 2013

One If By Land, Two If By Sea

The town we live in allows burning inside the city limits (or at least that's the rumor). We've taken full advantage of this, frequently having raging bonfires, where we dance around and take psychedelic drugs.

Actually, we used bricks from a torn down chimney to build a small fire pit, where we perform weekly sacrifices to the God of junk mail. I purchased a fake candle lantern, that we call Paul Revere, to add to the ambiance.

The photo above shows the neighborhood cat enjoying our burn party. We call the cat Mr. Tinkles, but each house on the block has a different name for him. He is also known as Aristocat, Friendly Cat, and Larry. Mr. Tinkles loves us because we give him wet cat food, and we provide entertainment, and psychedelic drugs.

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