Thursday, November 29, 2012

My New Book

The new book is free today and tomorrow on Amazon. The toddler has ripped ten keys off my keyboard. Typing this sentence has taken two hours.

Here's the link: Self-Publish: Simple Steps to Create Your eBook

Friday, November 16, 2012

Cream Filled Snacks

I haven't had a Twinkie in at least ten years. Or a Ding Dong. Or a Sno Ball. Or a Zinger. Or a Ho Ho. I have eaten at least two wheelbarrows full of frosted mini chocolate donuts, Donettes. And while I was pregnant I once ate four cherry Fruit Pies in one day. Today's news that Hostess is no more leaves me dismayed. On my lunch break I went and bought a box of Twinkies. And I ate one. I'm now waiting for the inevitable blood sugar crash that will happen about 3pm. Goodbye Hostess.